At The Draft Party...

Illustration for article titled At The Draft Party...

...for the Texans at NRG Stadium. That feeling when you realize your wife would have been a better party partner than your friends:

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DA FUQ, YOU BASTARDS?!?! You want to go to the local Cajun restaurant to watch the rest of the draft?! F U pal!! Only SEASON TICKET HOLDERS get tickets for this shit!! And you AIN’T a season ticket holder!! I AM!!