If you don’t agree, come at me. You’re wrong and I’ll prove it.
1. PatBateman’s Ribeye Steak
2. Steak
3. Texas Smoked Brisket
4. Bacon
5. Beef Ribs
6. Pork (including ham, ribs, pork butt, but excluding bacon)
7. Sausage (due to the many types of sausage, they will be lumped into this one spot, so stop complaining that your local Whole Foods’ chicken cranberry garlic curry bullshit hipster sausage should be higher on the list)
8. Smoked Chicken/Fried Chicken
9. Pork Tenderloin
10. Venison Tenderloin
11. Wild Boar Tenderloin
12. Your Mom’s Tender Loins
13. Barbacoa
14. Fish
15. Smoked Turkey
16. Duck
17. Goose
18. Rabbit
19. Squirrel
20. Chicken Cranberry Garlic Curry Bullshit Hipster Sausage