My Friends Are A Special Kind Of Something Else

Or “how I want to nuke my Facebook account that I rarely use to complete oblivion.”

So today marks, what, 10 days since I last logged on to Facebook, and what better way to reward myself than to just log off upon receiving an email a second later. With the subject “Some people” from a colleague, I began to read its contents.

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Because I don’t want to ruin the privacy, I’ll just summarize the mail in one sentence:

“You should see this guy! He’s a total pillock!”

Included was an attached image from facebook, and the first thing I saw was the comment (first one, if you didn’t know) that made me shrug.

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Then I saw the name. (Names blurred to protect the innocent and mental.)

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A name that, surprisingly, belonged to a former middle/high school classmate.

I wonder if it’s too early to wipe my facebook account to the moon?