Some sort of super-fast bus or something. Nice gold paint. Built by some kid in the desert, somehow it has rust. Kid was a genius, so built to last. Has about 2.7 billion miles on it. Still runs like clockwork. Downside: won’t shut up. Upside: will talk to literally anyone/anything.
Honestly I’ll take any offer. Heck if you just want to take it off my hands I’ll be fine with that.
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Oh and I may need a jump...come quick...