Teutonic Tuesday, pre-Boxster edition.

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Here we have the Porsche 914, a mid-engined 2-seater convertible(ok, Targa) decades before the Boxster. I’ve know two people who owned these, and both where quite the characters.

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Illustration for article titled Teutonic Tuesday, pre-Boxster edition.

One was a guy two houses up from the house I grew up in. He had a 6-cylinder model, which he so obsessively maintained that when he pulled the engine to replace some leaking gaskets it stayed out for two years while he checked/adjusted/replaced every little thing that was the tiniest bit out of spec. Meanwhile when he spun his Golf daily driver on the highway & banged it up, he replaced the front bumper with one he carefully and skillfully fashioned out of wood and painted to look like the stock black rubber bumper.

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The other was the now-ex husband of a friend. His had no insurance, registration, title or any other paperwork. Which didn’t matter because it existed solely to make high-speed late night runs up and down I-95. To this end it was fitted with uprated suspension, 911 brakes, and crude fiberglass fender flares covering super wide rubber. And to power it was a Chevy V8 stuffed where a boxer 4 used to live. The bulkhead to the rear trunk was notched to clear the distributor, and the exhaust consisted of a set of Flowmasters bolted directly to the header collectors and dumping out under the rear bumper. It was awesome and terrifying all at once.