The Story of the Forgotten Ferrari...

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Poor Ferrari 599XX Evo. It thought it was going to a collector who would feature it on a blog read ‘round the world. It thought it would be loved, treasured, desired. But then...something happened. Its owner went out of town, got busy, and then the horror of all horrors: its owner bought his dream car. The Fezza thought it would live in the shadows forever.

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But one day, something strange happened. The Fezza was taken off its shelf. It was taken down, down into the depths of the owner’s house. The Fezza was horrified, wondering if it would be sent off to some hapless person who wouldn’t appreciate the dinner plate on the front or the table on the back. Instead, it was placed in a white box with lights shining onto it. The Fezza had heard about these things, “lightboxes”. The Fezza realized that this was its moment to shine. Excited that it would be shared, the Fezza gifted its owner with the best angles it could give, showing its sexy curves and deep, luscious red.

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And so concludes the story of the Forgotten Ferrari. It seemed like all was lost and in the moment of greatest despair, the owner came through to help it with its greatest wish: to be shown to the world.