Super Sad Mariokart

Why did it have to be Mario?!?

First, CYBORGABELINCOLN brought us the tragic tale (told in a simple image) of a dinosaur who couldn't go carting.

Then Luigi must have received some misguided advice regarding historical precipitation averages in a city that its residents sometimes refer to as "Puddletown"

Even Wario couldn't be spared the melancholia of Sad Mariokart, when, on vacation on a tropical island, he realized he couldn't find any blue shells to throw at other carter's heads while they were unable to escape.

Looks like I should check in and see how Bowser is holding up....