Found this today!
I would like to rewrite this Ad:
“Do you have a deep love for undersea adventure and German Craftsmanship? Look no further! I have a very special, 1 of 1, rear engined, air cooled, undersea adventure commemoration. The hand painted body of the car incorporates four distinct body colors, how many production models can you name with even three? The aquatic scene painted on the front will be sure to turn heads in your collection. The airbrushed fish and coral scene is professionally detailed and sure to never be reproduced. I advertised this as a less desirable 996 model to ensure only a true enthusiast will be interested. No box but you can trust me, it’s an AutoArt, totally not a cheaper Bburago. No Lowballers, I know what I have.”
That is all, enjoy your night!