There’s one problem with this method, though.... You’re kind of almost stealing, but that’s only if you look at it the wrong way. Let me explain...
I was at Walmart the other day, and - as is the norm - a lot of the premium line cars had their wheels swapped out for plastic ones by some piece of worthless shit who steals from children. Naturally, when I see this crap, I like to smoosh the card a bit and then drop it behind the shelves where nobody will buy it until it ends up on clearance for being damaged, as it should have been all along. But this time, I picked one up and the blister almost immediately fell off the card. The car came out, split open, and dropped its wheels across the floor. And I realized something.... These wheels are not part of this toy. The real ones were stolen. These are just something that some asshole brought into the store and left here.
So I took them. As a bonus, that means nobody will ever buy that car. Maybe eventually Walmart will get its shit together and learn how to better check the returned toys.