Be still, my little, frail, congenitally-diseased heart.

Also... send help pls.

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Indulge me for this once. If I’m gonna die, let these be the last photos I see.

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OK, I’ll take a break to make a criticism: the wheels are black. They look amateurish. It doesn’t wear well with the cars that have them.

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There. Now I can go back to getting an aneurysm.

The black wheels check out on this car, though.
The black wheels check out on this car, though.
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My dearest...
My dearest...