Easter is coming

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And you know what that means parents, your kids will probably get loads of candy! Candy that will fill them up with sugar and possible future tooth decay, hooray!

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If you're lucky and go to church, they are someone's else problem for a few hours, at least until they crash. If you don't, I highly recommend locking your sugar-rushed child in a room you don't really care about.

So avoid this whole headache and just get them Hot Wheels. And if needed, get them track as well. They should be distracted for at least 15 minutes. 15 minutes of no tooth decay or sugar-rushed children. Your welcome.