I feel 15 years too young for this but I still kinda want it

I’ve been mildly searching for the right 3rd car for the family; the leading contender right now seems to be an older version of the A3 Quattro in the hatchback. 

But as is common with internet car shopping; I’ve had some mission drift.

All the way to land yachts.

This is a bit of drive and I think if we get a third car it’ll be even cheaper than this; but this seems like it’d be entertaining.