Y'all complaining about all sorts of things in the employment world...

...I should feel insulted that most of you work in fields that net you six figure salaries, and still want to complain. It wasn’t until I was 34 that I entered the workforce seriously, and even then, my hearing impairment made me an extremely unappealing hire. I started at $13/hr in a dog treat factory and now make $16/hr at a medical instruments manufacturer as a CNC operator on night shift.

You all have functioning ears, and have the ability to communicate without the need for pen and paper, and you bring in salaries bigger than I can ever hope for in my entire lifetime...

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And you still want to complain?

While some complaints are valid, especially in regards to how companies are dumber than that red-headed cousin that ate glue in elementary school, I still dislike the fact that there are people willing to sling around their salary like it’s a dick measuring contest.

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I don’t care if y’all can program God’s penis into a Python string or make Unix do backflips while cursing Bill Gates’ name, or that you’ve held a career for 20+ years.

Spend a decade trying to merely get by in spite of society’s lack of desire for your existence, then I’ll take your complaints. Grab a number.

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/rant