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I want to taste them. Savor them. Bathe in them. I want to be there when Alex “Cheating Bastard” Rodriguez thinks about his strikeouts tonight as he lays on his bed of $100 bills, trying desperately not to cry himself to sleep.
Delicious Tears.
I want to taste them. Savor them. Bathe in them. I want to be there when Alex “Cheating Bastard” Rodriguez thinks about his strikeouts tonight as he lays on his bed of $100 bills, trying desperately not to cry himself to sleep.
Delicious Tears.