*seinfeld voice* heLLOOOOoooo Oppo

Long time no speak, my friends of turning the wheel til’ it stops, I’ve been absent for a number of reasons, to keep it short and sweet:

homelessness is for the birds, especially in the colder months. food banks are neat, despite 98% of the food is donated by kroger/walmart as a kind of ‘look how nice we are’ despite the donated food being within a day or so before its out-of-date; yeah yeah, you can squeak by for a couple days and be fine, but i’m talking half-greyed hotdogs, milk that’s sell-by is a day from tomorrow, etc etc.

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so like everything in life, it finds a balance. I reckon i must have been knee deep in the shit to have found the love of my life a year and a half ago, got an entry level valet position at a toyota dealership, and can actually...not stress 24/7 about how i’m going to deal with another day of mindnumbing stress.

ALSO I GOT MYSELF ONE OF THEM BIG CANYONARO SIZED GMC YUKON DENALI’S (2006). SHOO’WHEE ITS SPOOKY HOW QUICK IT GOES WITH THE THIRD ROW REMOVED (and how fast it give’s the gastank the good’ol SUCC).

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Oh right I damn near forgot why I was making a post:

SINCE WHEN DID JALOPNIK BECOME THE ‘PSST ITS FREE REAL ESTATE, CHECK OUT THIS GREAT DEAL’ clickbait-ad laden center of the onion-verse?

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75% of the mobile ‘friendly’ homepage is ads for Wish.com level nonsense.

Here, have a first-gen4runner

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