Having the 535i serviced, being subjected to Kelly and Ryan.

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Helga the maintenance Dominatrix that lives in my 535i dash has been telling me to get my oil changed for a few weeks. Off to my favorite BMW mechanic, the downside is the shop doggos (German Shepherds naturally) are not in today.

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