I broke down and watched the "Hobbs and Shaw" trailer

I still hate every minute of 8Fast8Furious (and they’ve doubled-down on the absurd, ridiculous action and cheesy 80's-era one-liners), but I’d watch it and just convince myself that it’s part of the “Transporter” universe.

Much better.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is basically Schwarzenegger to millennials. Change my mind.

Advertisement