Anti-Svend breakfast

I am fueling up for my road trip and realized that our breakfasts are dietary matter and anti-matter. Mine is Fiber One cereal, one bannana, and 1% milk.

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Svend, I still envision you as an English Paul Bunyan, 9 feet tall, 450 lbs, eating ribeyes like potato chips and washing it down by drinking from a beer keg instead of a glass. But where Bunyan carried a double-bladed, ax, you weild a microfiber cloth.

Nothing but love, my friend. May all your cars be shiny.