Anyone attending the Fall Failage Lemons Rally?

Because I found the perfect car for it.

Ad quoted for posterity:

92 Lebaron for parts or scrap. I’m helping a family member unload this and don’t have a lot of info on it. It surely has a dead battery as it has been sitting for several months. Not sure if it runs otherwise but likely has other mechanical issues. It is in overall poor condition with 3 flat tires. There is damage to the drivers side door panel and surrounding area that I didn’t do a very good job of capturing in photo. Not sure about mileage but will find out if needed. Over 200k I’m sure. Clean title in hand. Will take best offer by Wednesday, 2/5.

I’m genuinely curious how high an offer he gets by Wednesday. I’m guessing $400ish.