Old Work Trucks: Hideous two-tone edition

Found this ugly duckling while perusing the Philadelphia craigslist. From the listing (spaces removed for brevity):

1999 FORD F350 XL 7.3 TURBO DIESEL MANUAL TRANS 2WD - $4,500

RUNS AND DRIVES GREAT

322K

NO A SHOW TRUCK

CREW CAB

2WD

ENGINE AND TRANS ARE 110%

BODY HAS SOME RUST

I think this would be a worthy steed, especially with the “never misplace it in a parking lot” paint job. It even has MANUAL WINDOWS AND LOCKS! More pics from the ad:

Everything you need, nothing you don’t. Get a new front bench seat and call her good. What say you, Oppo? NPoCP?