I’ve been driving the rental Rogue around for about a week. In true fashion it has made me feel more rebellious, and... Rogueish...?
I decided to get some early Christmas presents with my newly found large gonads. I found some interesting items to show off that I am a cock strong, warrior, man god.
My uncle will like these. I went to a foreign land and brought you back an animals balls with dingles on them. I had to ‘hunt’ hard for these.
These will be most appreciated by my former co-worker. Nothing says nice working with you than a big bag of rub for my parts.
Actually these are exactly what the car is, a big sham. Nothing more than a dishonest advertisement.
In Hawaii the Rogue drives you, to buy a bag of balls and rub for your heiny.
I’m currently concocting a review of the rental CUV. In the meantime, a moment of zen.
