I’ve decided to review and reduce the current lineups of all of the Manufacturers selling cars in the US market.
Acura
ILX - just buy a Civic
MDX
NSX
RDX
RLX
TLX
Alfa Romeo - keeps its whole lineup!
Aston Martin
DB11 - who greenlit this Nissan styled abomination?
Rapide S - started out neat in 2010, the bass mouth update was a colossal mistake
Vantage - it’s starting to grow on me
Audi - no more convertible variants, they’re all trash. Other than that, everything is fine.
Bentley
Mulsanne
Flying Spur - why do you even still build this?
Bentayga - narrow pass
Continental GT (Gen 3)
BMW - no more convertibles for you either! Also, no X2, X4, and X6.
Buick
Cascada - never understood why they imported these in the first place
Enclave
Encore - a rollover accident waiting to happen
Envision
LaCrosse
Regal
Cadillac
ATS
CT6
CTS
Escalade - just buy a Yukon Denali
XT4
XT5
XTS - just buy a Buick LaCrosse
Chevrolet
Spark
Bolt
Volt
Cruze
Malibu
Impala - just buy the Buick
Camaro
Corvette
City Express - it’s a Nissan anyway
Express - sure is 1998 in here
Trax
Equinox
Traverse
Suburban
Tahoe
Colorado
Silverado
Chrysler - they’ve already thinned the herd
Dodge
Challenger
Charger
Durango
Journey - get this subprime loan bait outta here
Fiat - I’m not sure if I need to ban the models I did, they’re not selling anyway
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500
500E
500L
500X
Ford - seems to have culled the herd itself, but I’d add the Flex and EcoSport to the list
Genesis - gets to keep everything
GMC - gets to keep everything
Honda - only the Odyssey is banned
Hyundai - banned in its entirety
Infiniti - banned in its entirety
and on that note, I’ll do the second half tomorrow.