I love these press releases

They’re both funny and mildly terrifying.

That guy is damn lucky that he didn’t get shot.

Absolutely monstrous columns arrived on site earlier this week. Hard to tell scale, but those are 16” tubes that are 17’-4” tall. The flanges are all over an inch thick. The base plate is ~30” across in each direction.

Then again they are supporting these big ole 55’ valley beams...