Sometimes I remember the absurdity of my apartment

Like there being a nearly 4’-0” tall stack of tires just chilling next to my kitchen table...

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...and that’s almost normal compared to the 6’-0” stack in the coat closet.

Or that there’s about 400 Hot Wheels cars and like 35 1:18’s scattered throughout the dining/living room.

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My apartment is dumb, but in the best way.