Things that make me feel old, 2019 edition
- What is HBO Max?
- Tik Tok
- How come movies I like are called “Dad Movies” now? I liked some of those before I was a dad.
- Albums I bought new are having 20 year anniversaries
- My waist size
- Steering wheel buttons and the buttons below the steering wheel near the door (do we have a name for these?) usually for traction control and other stuff
- My back
- I lost track of which Pixels and iPhones we’re on
Sometimes, just a little bit, I think my car might be too loud- Dubstep, which previously made me feel old, is old now
- I get unreasonably excited when I hear about a video game that takes less than 10 hours to complete
- Hearing internet phrases IRL annoys the shit out of me
- My embarrassment level is getting shockingly low. It feels like a superpower.
- I’m way too excited that they have recliners at my local movie theater now
- I don’t know what channel Rick and Morty is on
- Ha, what’s a “channel?”
- I was a very early adopter of cord cutting, but now I can’t even keep track of the streaming services I’m paying for, let alone new ones.
- What is HBO Max?
