I was at a Catholic Parish today for work reasons, one of my standard questions is “what prior incidents have you had?”. The priest told me “tons of hit and runs during Mass”.
If you hit someones car in a parking lot of a Church and leave.... I really do hope there is a hell.
Also, shoutout to the guy in the Nissan with the WWJD sticker who gave me the finger when I told him ALL his brake lights were out.