So close, but I fucked it up.

Changed the oil on the truck today, and it was going great. Hands were spotless. I could deliver a baby with those hands. Just gotta put the drain plug in and......drop it in the pan of hot dirty oil. Mother fucker.

Tried to show my 6 year old daughter about checking the oil level, then looked at my Nissan Leaf in the driveway. Is there a point anymore?

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Lastly, a toy review.

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Nerf disruptor. Holds 6 darts, pump action to load and advance barrel. shoots far, but occasionally inaccurate. I nailed my four year old, running, in the head at 15 yards, and missed my six year old at ten feet. SCUD missiles, all day. Love it.