Today in sketchy CL ads

First up is this 2004 Kia optima!

Overheated and towed home (hey, he’s honest!). But wait, it still runs and drives, just needs a water pump. But you can’t drive it before you buy it. But for real, that engine is toast.

Next up, this slightly worn Porsche cayenne!

Lets see what boxes this checks! Does not run? Check. No title? check. last titled in a different state? check. needs to be gone ASAP? Check. ladies and gentlemen, that car is stolen.

That was just the first page of today’s CL. Lets see some nicer ones, just for fun.

I'll take the 911 for 5 grand more, but I would probably always wonder if forced to choose between those two