“I wanted to buy a Jeep Gladiator Rubicon because I wanted a mid-size truck with the capability of a full-size truck.”

Okay, you could have had either of the following...

A Colorado ZR2 for $41k

A Tacoma TRD Pro for $42k

Or you could wait a while and get the Ranger Raptor, which will probably be around $40-50k based on estimates.

But you decided to spend $62k on a fucking Jeep.

But the doors and roof come off so that 100% justifies it.