505Turbeaux’s loaner

okay here it goes: 1. L (flat) head inline 8 with carb - 70

2. naturally aspirated so 0

3. 4 door so 0 there, but it does have suicide rears so 50

4. RWD - 20 points

5. front engine - 0

6. manual crashbox on the floor - 50 points

7. Murica made, assembled, and dead manufacturer - 15 points

8. 106 hp so 0 points there

9. Age, 100 points

10. 2 tone blue, fixed seats, front bench, zero cupholders, wood trim inside, analog clock (a Waltham to boot), 37 points.

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So that makes it an Oppo score of a whopping 352. How did it do?

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