He can’t fight. The cat keeps whooping his ass. He’s been training on the chickens but they’re poor sparring partners. He has no idea what to do with tortoises.
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He can’t fight. The cat keeps whooping his ass. He’s been training on the chickens but they’re poor sparring partners. He has no idea what to do with tortoises.