Car d’Alene, Official Results

I have finished my through review of the annual Car d’Alene Car Show and Cruise in Coeur d’Alene. I’m not a judge or anything, but thought the participants would appreciate my unsolicited opinions.

First place, “Cars I’d do terrible things to own” category:

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Yeah, it’s a Superformance clone, but just look at it!

First place, “Most Creative Torq-Thrust Wheels”

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The bronze looked great on this green Nova.

Tied for 112th place, Best Muscle Car

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There were rows upon rows of Mustangs/Camaros/Chargers and at least two Javelins, so it was difficult to stand out from the crowd.

Honorable Mention, Best Knock-Off

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These are knock-offs; the car, a Daytona Coupe, was not.  supposedly an authentic Shelby Daytona just sitting on the street so any peasant can put their Twinkie-smeared hands all over it...

Best Flames

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The picture really doesn’t do it justice, the clear coat was at least an inch thick.

Best Pin-up Girl

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My wife was with me, no way I was going to take pictures of the pinup girls. In fact, I didn’t even notice they were there.

Double Award for Best Intake and Best Exhaust Manifold

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A sweet Offy intake with these custom headers were fantastic.

Slantiest 6

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And Finally, the award you all have been waiting for....

Award For Best Lego-Themed Star Destroyer

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My cat thanks you for your patronage and looks forward to giving out more unsolicited awards next year!

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