NP or CP, hospital waiting room edition

So I’ve been waiting 7 hours while my wife has a brief surgery. Plenty of time to cruise CrackList.

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I low key have been lusting after Rivvy for a while. Think my wife would mind if I wired some money and bought a car while she’s under anesthesia? I could claim she gave full approval and just doesn’t remember. I deserve it, because the magazines suck in this hospital.