Infinity Stones

I have four infinity stones.

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The Michelin Primacy MXV tires. Treadwear 1000. Comfort and handling 100. I swear these things will never wear out so that I can justify new tires. They’re like an arranged marriage where you just hope to outlive them and then move on to something more pliable.