That's Not How This Works

Facebook marketplace car for sale - with fist covering the license plate. Man, this is Facebook. First of all, YOUR NAME is on the same screen along with your business name (in this case) and the fact that you’re the owner. In a few clicks I can see you like Indian motorcycles, muscle cars, bears, ‘MURICA, and also apparently bigfoot. A single click leads me to your business page, which has your phone number.

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You know, I’ll let it slide because I’m sure he used the same pics for Craigslist, which, as we all know, is where murderers and car thieves go to look for license plates (where else would you see them?), to find home addresses of random strangers, to go and murder them and/or steal their cars.