WHY U DO THIS TO ME

I just sold my lovely blue E46 wagon about a month ago. I spent the proceeds on a good full cover for my boat and a mountain bike, the latter of which I just got Tuesday. I *may* have posted about it here once or twice.

Today, a friend sends me this:

Nice color. Tinted windows. Nice wheels. 328i xdrive. Tell me more...

Nice interior. Oh wait, is that....

IS THAT ....

YAASSSSS oh yeah wait. I haz no money. And I haz Volvo.

But someone should buy this. 139k / $7995. “Much recent service completed” oh yeah that’s right because of course