Trade For Plow Truck or BO

Craigslist be like:

Trade for plow truck or BO - $15000

“Florida truck very clean” 

this is seriously the entire text of the ad 

Because your Bro Lift is useless, especially on such a long truck, you need to now sell your truck and buy one that hasn’t been ruined, I mean, so you can do actual truck things with it.

Also:

• single, poorly cropped image
• zero information about the truck
• I’ll bet you a million dollars this thing is modified to roll coal
• confederate flag and C4(?) Corvette in background because of course

How ‘bout... no.

*facepalm*

It does look clean though