How Does this Bite Your Banana?

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Found for sale on Hemmings classifieds, for your scrutiny, a 1990 Chevy Beretta pace car edition with a scant 21 miles.

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Count me among the Gen X-ers that would gravitate towards this at a car show and time warp back to high school looking at the serrated plastic shifter track

and the directional levers for seat adjustment.

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And I’ve always been a sucker for a digital dash

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This example has obviously been hermetically sealed since new,

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and is now ready for its coming out party in 2020.

Except.....

well, this is awkward to say, but the asking price is a, ahem, rather ambitous, um, I’m not sure this is going to well, *cough*, no shame in asking, right?

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$46,500

(Cue the expletives, laughs, vomiting).

Go back to whence you came little banana. Your time has not yet come...