Top Reasons You’re Hoppolessly Oppo….

…To you, wagon means,

Not

...You see cool graphics on a semi on the highway and later find yourself wondering if there’s a toy version of it somewhere...

…You see this and think “potential,” not “scorch marks.”

….The articles you’ve read about the new Bronco numbers in the double digits...and....you read half of those two years before it came out.

AND FINALLY,

…There are a hundred things you should be doing for your car right now, but instead you’re reading shit posts like this!

Stay well Opponots! Find you again on the farthest reaches of the internet someday, somewhere!

—-gokstate