DudeBra 1: You gotta try surfing it’s gnarly but fun.
DB2: Yeah surfing’s okay if you like it tame, you should try kitesurfing
DB1: Kite surfing? duuuude, get on my level, the next thing is foil surfing, now that takes stones.
This guy: bra....hold my beer.
Seriously though, I’ve tried surfing. I’ve trying foiling, I tried kitesurfing...how the ever living hell do you combine them and live? Even staying foilborn is a mental circus.