This Train Is Never Late

Weird nerds defending the idea that Bezos’s net worth increased by $13BILLION in a single day by being all “w3LL 4ctua11y....”.

My guy, Bezos isn’t going to hook you up or know or care you’re out here talking like a booger eating moron in his defense.

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