When you live in a war zone, but want to hit the twistys.

You can but this 2008 GTI

It lacking a 3rd pedal, but one will live.

Plenty of trunk space.

It has plenty of features:

• Installation of High Performance Software
• Full Turbo & Stainless Steel Back Exhaust System
• Stoptec Brake Kit for increased braking ability
• Suspension upgrades to boost performance in cornering and to handle the harsher road conditions in Nigeria
• Cold Air Intake to help with Engine Heat
• Upgrades improve Horsepower from a Base 200HP to approximately 275HP

It also has B6 Level protection with:

• Vertical Panel Protection
• Certified Bullet Resistant Glass
• Roof Protection
• Blast Protected Floor
• Battery & CPU Protection
• Reinforced or TAG made Door Hinges
• Run Flat Tire Systems
• Door Overlap Protection
• Professional Interior Finishing
• Upgraded Suspension Systems
• Reinforced Braking
• Partial Operational Driver Window

In the link it shows plenty of options including these to be like a German James Bond:

• Nail/Tack Thrower
• Shocking Door Handles
• Emergency/Escape Hatch
• Smoke Screen
• Battering Ram Package