What if humans had a disanostics port. Like OBD2.
It could be a wire the put in by sergon, attaches to the bottom of spine to a sensor close to wall of the anus. Then via a Bluetooth butt plug the doctor puts it to scan for “codes”, it connects to the sensor in the body. Since the wire is connected to spine, then is connected to the brain it should give an accurate read. It could base it on paramiters of: heart rate, blood pressure, body temperature, electrical currents etc. Also imagine the after market tunes you use. What more muscle mass, get the Cobb Butt Plug garentied results in minutes
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