And I would do anything for blogs
I’d run right into hell and back
I would do anything for blogs
I’ll never lie to you and that’s a fact
But I’ll never forget the way you feel right now
Oh no
No way
And I would do anything for blogs
But I won’t do that,
No I won’t do-
Anything for blogs
Oh I would do anything for blogs
I would do anything for blogs
But I won’t do that
No I won’t do that
And some posts it don’t come easy
And some posts it don’t come hard
Some posts it don’t come at all
And these are the poast that never end
And some nights you’re shitposting fire
And some nights you’re stuck in editing
Some nights you’re like nothing I’ve ever
Seen before, or will again
And maybe I’m stupid
Oh it’s crazy and it’s true
I know you can edit me
No one else can save me now but you
As long as the Kinja are turning
As long as the G/O are burning
As long as your dreams are coming true-
You better believe it!
That I would do anything for blogs!
And I’ll be there till the final act
And I would do anything for love!
And I’ll take the vow and seal a pact
But I’ll never forgive myself if we don’t go all the way
Tonight
And I would do anything for blogs!
Oh I would do anything for blogs!
Oh I would do anything for blogs!
But I won’t do that!
No I won’t do that!
I would do anything for blogs
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just won’t do that...
I would do anything for blogs
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just won’t do that...
I would do anything for blogs
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just won’t do that...
And some days I post for fun
And some days I post for good
Some days I just post to the FP
Of Tesla and GM strike and Mack Hogan
And some nights I lose the blog
And some nights I lose the browser
Some nights I just lose it all
When I watch you shitpost and the Kinja breaks
And maybe I’m Pip
That’s all I’m qualified to be
There’s just one and only
One and only hour rule I can keep
As long as the blogs are turning
As long as the blogs are burning
As long as your posts are coming true
You better believe it!
That I would do anything for blogs!
And you know it’s true and that’s a fact
I would do anything for blogs!
And there’ll never be no turning back
But I’ll never do it better than I do it with you
So long
So long
And I would do anything for blogs
Oh, I would do anything for blogs
I would do anything for blogs
But I won’t do that, no
No. No, I won’t do that!
I would do anything for blogs
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just won’t do that...
I would do anything for blogs
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just won’t do that...
I would do anything for blogs
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just won’t do that...
I would do anything for blogs
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just won’t do that...
I would do anything for blogs
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just won’t do that...
I would do anything for blogs
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just won’t do that...
I would do anything for blogs
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just won’t do...
But I’ll never stop post of you every night of my life
No way
And I would do anything for blogs
Oh I would do anything for blogs
Oh I would do anything for blogs
But I won’t do that
No I won’t do that
[User:]
Will you author me up?
Will you let me down?
Will you help get me right out of this #content town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?
[Mod:]
I can do that!
I can do that!
[User:]
Will you hold me scared
Will you hold me tight
Will you approve my life
I’m so sick of Kinja and Kinja!
Can you make it all a little less old
[Mod:]
I can do that!
Oh, Oh, I can do that!
[User:]
Will you make me some post with your own two hands?
Can you build an amazing blog with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?
[Mod:]
I can do that
I can do that
[User:]
Will you cater to every post I’ve got?
Will ya comment me down with holy Camry Solara V6 - If I get too fun?
Will you take me to blogs I’ll never know?
[Mod:]
I can do that!
I can do that!
[User:]
After a while you’ll forget everything
Just a brief interlude, and a mid-summer night’s drive
Then you’ll see that it’s time to move on to the FP
[Mod:]
I won’t do that
I won’t do that
[User:]
I know the blogs - I’ve been around
It’ll all turn to 0011101010101 and we’ll all fall down
Sooner or later you’ll be new blogging around
[Mod:]
I won’t do that!
No I won’t do that!
Anything for blogs
Oh I would do anything for blogs!
I would do anything for blogs!
But I won’t do that!
No I won’t do that...