'Tis (almost) the season (and other news)

Friend of mine spotted this at a mall in Kokomo, Indiana. Think I may have to make a trip up there.

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In other news, my beloved Jeep was in a fender bender last night. Fortunately I was the second car hit in a chain reaction, so the one in the middle absorbed most of the extra energy; it just bumped my spare tire, which seems unharmed.

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The car that initiated the accident was in far worse shape than either of ours, and judging by the duct tape that looked like it was holding his hood down before the accident, this wasn’t his first rodeo.

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Idiots. The world is overrun with them.