Rent a yellow S2000 via Turo to get the hell out of town.
My manual transmission was rebuilt this week but the housing was broken in transport, so I channeled my rage into finding something fun to drive on Turo.
Curiously there’s a Maserati for a remarkably affordable price, but from a verrrrry sketchy area (not far from where I live, so I can attest to its sketchiness). I think I’ll stay away.