OPPOFood: The proper way to eat fries, burgers and hotdogs

I declare that the proper way to eat fries is like this (malt vinegar and salt is optional. Mixing the ketchup with another condiment like mustard is also optional):

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The proper way to eat a hotdog or sausage is like this:

Graphic: Manwich knows what is yummy

(with Mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, hot peppers, bacon bits, olives, cheese and sauerkraut optional. BBQ sauce is an acceptable substitute for ketchup. )

And the proper way to burgers is like this:

(Not picured is the inclusion of either pickles or relish... having either one is a REQUIREMENT. But having both is better. BBQ sauce is an acceptable substitute for ketchup. Hot peppers, Cheese and bacon are optional.)