I’ve mentioned it before, I get these calls from Google Maps marketing assistance company whatever. Todays call:
Hi am I speaking with the business owner
Me: yes
google maps ass.: well blah blah blah
Me: cough, cough, choke, uh hang on
Ass: ok
Me: damn, uh, I just farted and this is the worst thing i’ve ever smelt.
now I though t that would be all it would take to get them to hang up, but she starts up again with blah blah whatever
Me o damn, I dont think i can handle this. It must have been the cheeseburger I had for breakfast. Damn, have you ever had a cheese burger for breakfast , cough cough choke, my stomach just can;t handle it, I dont think you should try it.
Ass: click
Any other ideas?
Yesterdays call:
Ass: Google maps ass, is this the business owner?
Me: Yes
Ass.: blah blah blah
Me: o sorry I dont speak English
Ass.: (in a very angry tone) your ridiculous
Me: YOUR OBNOXIOUS
A few days ago:
Ass.: google maps ass, is the business owner there?
Me: no hes on his way to meet you
Ass.: huh
He just jumped in his hot air balloon and is on his way to meet you this very moment.
EDIT WOW:
just since posting this like 15 minutes ago
Me: I dont speak English.
Ass.: Ok what language do you speak
Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (i didn;t think past this part) uhhhhhh oh, Swahili.
Ass.: (silence) Ok we’ll call you back.