his guy was offering some type if business loan. I start out with:
yea is there any restrictions on what I can spend the money on?
the guy hesitates and responds with uh no i don’t think so, what do you have in mind?
Me: Hookers and Blow.
Guy: ahh sounds like a fun time
Me yea, you wanna join? it could be one hell of a party!
guy: no you sound familiar, like maybe you were on dateline
Me: nope, but we could do the eiffel tower thing, you know what that is?
guy: eh no
Me: you should Google it, well maybe not while you are at work
guy: no thats ok
Me: well whats you thing?
guy: midgets with eye patches:
ME: well shit, i guess everyine has there thing
guy: you wern;t ready for that huh?
me: meh i’m not impressed, you hang around the internet enough and nothing will phase you any more
guy: you sound like you play a lot of fortnight and are afraid of girls.
Me, well never played fortnight and i’m married.... to a female in fact so you are wrong on those assumptions
guy, grumbles what have a nice day and hangs up