“Should we put the mud flaps far enough from the tires to function?”
“Hell no, just give them a couple inches.”
“But won’t they get pulled up on top of the tires all the time?”
“And let’s make them too short to do anything anyway.”
“Sir...”
“We’ll just put stickers on the truck saying we’re not responsible for damage!”
“But wouldn’t it be easier to-”
“STICKERS!"